Why Smittens kinda freak me out!

I am still laughing my butt off (only figuratively I can assure you!).   I bumped into this blog post last night.   Here's what Kelly, the writer had found:

 

There is such a thing as too much love

Want to thoroughly creep out your loved one this Christmas? Get him or her a set of Smittens!

I would seriously barf all over anyone who ever tried to give this to me. Did you notice that there are even two different sized loner mittens for the lady's tiny hands and the man's big hands? Somehow that makes it even more "eww" to me.

And then our dialogue began like this:

Juicy Jenn October 26, 2008 11:41 PM  

Oh I am dying of laughter here! TOOOOO FUNNY! And perfectly written up. Well done!

Kelly October 27, 2008 11:24 AM  

juicy jenn - glad you thought it was funny! Some people I showed this to thought I was crazy for thinking it was creepy!

Juicy Jenn October 27, 2008 11:39 AM  

Kelly, well actually...you're not crazy for being creeped out. I imagined holding my husbands hand in the gloves and then something comes toward us...at a high rate of speed. I can't get my freakin hand out of the glove in time to seperate from him, so we both get clobbered!

See? You're not wacky.

(Had to share!  I just HAD TO! Tell me you're bustin up too!)

Comments

[Andie]

I suppose the folks who would actually use these wear matching outfits too. **rolls eyes**
Seriously......

[Leigh]

I have to admit they freak me out as well. That is major injury waiting to happen. I love the conversation... hilarious!

[MaryE]

definitely an eww, but then if I go back about 30 years, I'm afraid it might have been an aaaww.

[Becki]

Very amusing :D

[Michelle]

That is truly creepy. I wonder who actually buys these? I have to agree with Andie on that one..lol

[Topaz Horizon]

Hahaha, I am a serious romantic but that is just too much sugar. I barf as I laugh!

[Lori Avery]

Happy Birthday Jenn ! I hope you have a glorious day today !
xoxo,
Lori